He sees you when you're sleeping. He knows when you're awake. He knows whether your positions on gun control and gay marriage have flipped flopped through the years, so have an explanation for your evolving political agenda prepared in advance for goodness sake!
It's unclear whether he showed up to Las Vegas in his sleigh, but if you see any reindeer at the slot machines, please make sure they sober up before taking Father Christmas home.
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Whether it's Santa in vacation mode or simply a hippie wizard, this dude is definitely the chillest guy at the debate. Take notes, Lincoln Chafee.
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