Jolly old Saint Nick is known for his love of presents, his way of charming youngsters and, let's just say it, his rotund figure.
Santa is perfect just the way he is but if he were to cave to societal pressure and start a fad diet, what might his menu look like?
On a scale from loving his new lifestyle to kicking elves, here are the best and worst case scenarios for Santa's hypothetical slim-down plan.
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