Nothing says Christmas spirit like a child's heartfelt letter to Santa asking for a sleigh filled with presents. But it's 2013, so an Amazon link will totally suffice.
Twitter user @Gequeoman tweeted a letter to Jolly Old St. Nick that replaced an old-fashioned list of toys with a URL that gets straight to the point.
Dear Santa pic.twitter.com/715ZYRsr1n— Gequeoman (@Gequeoman) November 29, 2013
While the letter's source hasn't been verified, it's not unreasonable to believe a small child wrote it. Many kids are now raised on iPads and smartphone apps.
A few Redditors took the time to figure out which toy prompted this child's request to visit the North Pole. As it turns out, all he wants for Christmas is a $20 remote-controlled car.
Who are we kidding? Jeff Bezos is basically Santa with free two-day shipping (and soon, perhaps, 30-minute delivery).
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