Revenge is a dish best served cold -- and forever stuck in your carpet.
There are many ways to deal with people we don't like. We can ignore them, send them a rude email, yell and scream until our faces turn red or a number of other things that only add stress into our lives and ultimately make us unhappy. It's so much better to get a little pleasure from our burning hatred.
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Australian website ShipYourEnemiesGlitter.com has the perfect solution, which is a more magical, feces-free equivalent of leaving a bag of poop on the doorstep: glitter.
The site promised to ship the so-called "herpes of the craft world" anywhere on the globe for $9.99 AUD (roughly $8.14 USD) while you sit and wait for its arrival; maniacally twiddling your thumbs or slowly stroking a cat while evilly chuckling to yourself is optional.
The object of your animosity will receive an envelope filled with glitter in the mail with a note inside that must be opened to maximize sparkly vengeance. As long as you keep quiet about your prank, you'll even get away with it.
Pranksters, beware: What goes around, comes around. And glitter never goes away.
