You've goat to be kidding me.
As if shipping your enemies glitter and a bag of dicks wasn't cruel enough, now you can send them goats.
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Developers Chris Keenan and Brian Ruddy spent a single beer and pizza-fueled night creating their website Goat Attack, which lets users send goat puns to any phone. (No, it's not a site for real goats.)
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You can send six goat-fueled puns to any phone number for $0.79 or choose the "Back Hand Barrage" package for $1.19 for 14 messages. Either way delivers an immense amount of satisfaction.