Gather around, Android users.
You can't hide -- we can see you and your giant screens lurking around the Google Play Store. Stop customizing your widgets and unplugging your micro USB cable. You can draw devil horns on that poster of Tim Cook later.
For now, take a look at this video from our friends at Mobile Phone Finder.
Because they're calling you out for all that sh*t you say -- in ultimate parody form. Die-hard Android users can't deny it; you know you've said it.
It's alright, the Apple fanboys are too busy lining up for the iPad mini anyways, so feel free to laugh at you and your Jelly Bean-loving self.