We Have a Winner: The Snazzy Napper Parody Contest [VIDEO]

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Congratulations to SeanieMic, a humble parody rapper who hails from the wilds of Ohio (oh, he of the "Quitting Facebook" rap). Your Snazzy Napper rap made our hardened hearts sing, earning you your very own napper, signed by the entire NYC Mash office. (It exists. It's currently sitting in my Brooklyn kitchen -- which is good news for me and my Visa, 'cause I was worried it was all some sort of terrifying scam targeting people who still carry blankies.)

Anyway, check out the winning video below, as well as the (admirable) runners up over on our Tumblr.