For those lacking a significant snuggler in their life, good news: The Snuggle Buddies. The professional cuddling and platonic companionship service offers a warm squeeze for when a lifeless body pillow just won't suffice.
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The company offers its brand of "touch therapy" to clients along the East Coast and boasts a mission to "remove loneliness and the symptoms it creates from the world" -- one snuggle at a time.
Benefits listed on the website include decreased stress, lessened depression, lowered blood pressure and improved self-esteem.
Prices range from $60 an hour to $400 for a full night's sweet embrace -- but keep your head out of the gutter, pervs. The company is very strict the exclusion of all sexual activity. A former employee who recently answered questions about her job for a Reddit AMA did admit to having a client lick her eyebrows, but says she had "no qualms and it actually kind of tickled."
Grab your comfiest pajamas and head over to the website for testimonials and to see how you can become a cozy client.
