We need a constitutional amendment to stop parents from naming their children in 2015.
More than all of the "Jaces," "Apples" and various names ending in "ayden" that we're sure you've received announcement letters about in the last 11 months, a member of the Duggar family has fully jumped the baby-naming shark. Jessa Duggar Seewald and husband Ben Seewald have named their child Spurgeon.
Spurgeon; a name for a cowboy doctor. Spurgeon; the title Tim Duncan will take on when he retires and starts a private practice. Spurgeon; a word Urban Dictionary defines as, "A beer guzzlin, bacon frying, big dick swingin bad ass motherfucker...Someone that seeps testosterone out of every pore of his body."