True story: Pilgrims sailed to America on the Mayflower wearing clunky square-toe shoes.
While the odd footwear may have been acceptable for a proper dinner then, today, it's really not. In the current day and age, self-respecting men everywhere should avoid them at all costs -- unless, of course, said man loves dad jeans and rocks out to all things Sting.
We all know a misguided guy (maybe it's you?) who unabashedly rocks these leather foot bricks and stomps the sidewalk with fervor. He's the same bro who tucks his button-up into his jeans, strapped together with a leather belt. He's the same guy who stands brazenly at the front of the line at a club and offers the bouncer a couple hundred to get in but still gets turned away.
He's undeterred.
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There's something to be said about a determined man. In this case, it's not confidence; it's lack of self-awareness. Bro, those shoes don't look good.
"Square-toe shoes create a brutal geometry that is just hideous to look at," says menswear expert Brian Trunzo, cofounder of the popular SoHo shop, Carson Street Clothiers. "Really, those who are simply oblivious to aesthetics in general are the ones who sport them."
Trunzo says the curious shoes have been terrorizing menswear for years and are the worst style of footwear out there. According to him, the style is never, ever flattering to any man or any of his outfits.
"Literally any other shoe is better," he says.
Trunzo suggests a pair that follows the natural curve of one's foot. "Like glasses, not all shapes fit everyone the same way."
If you or someone you know is still stuck in the pilgrim past, help a brother out and get them any of the three alternatives below. Tis the season to upgrade your look spread some good sartorial cheer. Chin up, the new year and new you are around the corner.
1. Hiker boots
Ditch your hideous shoes for these season-appropriate hiker boots from Cole Haan. They're good when you're in need of a dressed-down look, from the streets of New York City to the suburbs of Middle America. Not only will they keep your toes nice and toasty, they'll make you strut more confidently. As a bonus, these babies are waterproof, which makes them (and you) resilient.
2. Chelsea boots
If you're looking for a dressed up casual look, look no further than this season's most popular Chelsea boots from Common Projects. Almost sold out, these sumptuous ones in suede instantly upgrade any and every look. Get them while you can.
3. Derby
For the past few seasons, WANT les Essentiels de la Vie has been crafting some good pairs of shoes to go along with their strong accessory lineup. These Derbys prove the point. The leather's color is unusual but still classic, perfect for any dude who wants to make a statement.
