The characters in Star Wars have a lot on their minds. And whether you're a princess, a smuggler, a Wookiee or the most evil Sith Lord in existence, you just can't commit yourself to fighting an intergalactic war without taking a break to sing out your feelings every now and then.
Thankfully, the power of Adele is strong -- arguably stronger than the Empire itself. The melodious Jedi of her lyrics are perfectly poised to help those in need get their emotions out -- after undergoing just a few minor tweaks, of course.
Here are just a few snippets of what we think these characters might sing, if they could harness Adele's mighty Force.
Darth Vader: "Hello (I'm Your Father)"
Hello from the dark siiiiiiide!
I have to say, it's about tiiiiime --
I've told you I'm your father, I know it's a shock
But trust me, you'll really love joining my flock,
Oh, Luuuuuuke.
Original: "Hello"
Stormtroopers: "Chasing Rebels"
Should I give up?
Or should I just keep chasin' rebels?
Even if it leads nowhere?
Or would it be a waste
Even if I know they’re scum?
Should I leave Vader?
Original: "Chasing Pavements"
Obi Wan Kenobi: "Make You Use the Force"
When the Empire is at our feet,
And we're facing Vader's entire fleet,
Against your fears, I will entreat,
To make you use the Force.
Original: "Make You Feel My Love"
Clones: "A Clone like You"
You know how the time flies
Only yesterday we were grown in tubes
We were born and raised in about three days
Now we're off to war, that's what Yoda says
I hate to turn up and shoot at you, uninvited
But I was made solely for this purpose, I couldn't fight it
I had hoped you'd see my face and that you'd be reminded
That we're both clones...of the same guy
Never mind, I'm a clone of someone like you
I wish nothing but the best for you, and you, and you, too
Don't forget me, Clone 112, I remember you said
Sometimes you blast your love, but sometimes it blasts you instead
Original: "Someone Like You"
Han Solo: "Freeze Me To Carbonite"
Right under my feet is air of Cloud City
It pulls me down turns me weak for you
I find myself captured by the Em-pire
And I'm forever excusing Lando’s intentions
And I give in to Vader’s interventions
To keep my friends safe
I will be going
They freeze me to carbonite
And I hear your words as I go down
You say my name like there could be an us
Before I freeze you tell me one last time “I love you”
And I just tell you -- “I know”
Original: "Melt My Heart to Stone"
Luke Skywalker: "Join The Dark Side/Balance the Force"
Who wants to join the dark side
It's better balancing the Force
You get to play with light sabers
And everything you do's a game
When Vader says he’s my father
You can say no way -- that’s impossible!
Who wants to join the dark side
It's cooler when you're a Jedi
Original: "Right As Rain"
Princess Leia: “Blasting Troopers”
Close enough to start a war
All that I have is on Alderaan
God only knows what we're fighting for
All that I say, you always say more
Gotta keep up with these blasting troopers
In this bikini costume, I can’t breathe.
So I won't let you stay frozen in carbonite
No, I won't fail you, we’ve still got a war to fight
You, me and Luke -- and also Chewie, too.
It's time to say goodbye to blasting Troopers, to blasting Troopers
Original: "Turning Tables"