A long time ago, in a galaxy far, far away, droids probably mashed metals.
While many of the most famous Star Wars humanoid characters developed romantic ties in the series' seven movies, the love lives of the droids and robots that surround the same galaxy have been ignored. For almost three decades, the world has followed the entanglements of such hot couples as Leia and Han, Anakin and Padmé, Jabba the Hut and that weird laughing, gremlin creature.
What about those amorous, amorous droids?
The sheer amount of droids that surround that galaxy hints that maybe its advanced cultures evolved robotics past the point of old-fashioned construction. Maybe those droids can replicate through coitus. Maybe those droids bang. Those droids probably bang.
Following this line of thought to its natural end, we present a speculative look at what happens when droids meet between the sheets. We have also named these positions, with the strictest respect to scientific convention.
The "Ball in the Corner Pocket"
The "R2-D"
The "BB869"
The "Reverse Cowdroid"
The "Light My Fire"
The "Hit the Deck"
The "Gonk Squat"
The "Electric Scissors"
The "Dumpster Diver"
The "Downton Gabby"
The "Bonkin' Gonks"
The "Nothing to Sphere but Sphere Itself"
The "One in the Can"
The "Quinto-Pod"
The "Slot Machine"
The "Lost in Space"
The "Space Docking"
The "Stack N' Jack"
The "Wall Ballin'"
The "Probe Droid"
