"That's no moon. It's an Oxygenics® Star Wars™ Darth Vader Handheld Showerhead!" - Obi Wan Kenobi.
Adding to the already massive amount of Star Wars merchandise, Bed Bath & Beyond is offering two showerheads sure to please any fans dirty after a day of pod racing. That's right, young jedi knights, now you can have dirt cleaned off your body by Darth Vader and R2-D2.
The Darth Vader showerhead has a setting where water shoots through its eyeballs, which I suppose you could view as a cool new force ability or something.
Even cooler, one of the spray settings on the R2-D2 model is just water shooting out of its belly button.
They're the perfect gift for someone who loves bathing and also Star Wars, so pretty much everyone in the world.
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