Have your coffee with a splash of demonic hell magic.
Etsy seller Cara the Corpse has the perfect travel mug for people who want to offend Christmas-loving Starbucks drinkers out there. Instead of fighting about the basic red cups with memes and fake names, you can now bring in your reusable, satanic travel mug. Because even Satan wants to be green.
"Spike your coffee during midnight mass, drink goats blood from it, or just carry straight whiskey in it- no matter your poison, you'll be sure to trick your family and friends into thinking you're a functioning member of society," says the product description.
The 16-ounce "Helliday" mug costs $20, a pretty fair price to pay tribute to Satan with your morning brew. Just be prepared to have many horrified stares from other coffee patrons out there who are telling the barista that their name is "Merry Christmas."
Drink at your own risk.
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