The New York Stock Exchange took a little break and no one could catch a flight. The only explanation: The apocalypse is Dow.
Following the router issue that grounded all United Airlines flights for two hours and a "technical issue" that stopped trading on the NYSE for three hours, Stephen Colbert is panicking. Naturally, he has taken to a bunker to live out the rest of his days with a chicken and a questionable intern.
The Late Show with Stephen Colbert premieres on CBS on Sept. 8, but that's not stopping the man from filming segments. That is, if he has enough filtered urine and K-Cups to last until then.
Bunker Selfie! http://t.co/x4pUoP7BBO #LSSC pic.twitter.com/vFXbnF7az3— Stephen Colbert (@StephenAtHome) July 9, 2015