For the love of retail, stop the madness.
Black Friday is the epitome of American capitalism: Overstuffed and overzealous people crowd into strip malls and big-box store parking lots, so they can bum-rush their way down the aisles to pick up a camera for 50% off.
It's gross, dangerous and frankly, we're still angry that one lady last year kicked us so hard that we never got the GoPro we wanted.
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Because New Yorkers are the most cynical in all the land, Mashable took to the streets to get their extra-bitter thoughts on Black Friday, and how we can finally put an end to it all.