Things are pretty strange in the Fortress of Solitude.
As far as parent-child communication goes, having sporadic, philosophical arguments in a giant ice castle is probably not the healthiest.
Take a look at the comic, below, in which Safely Endangered explores the creepy father-son bonding that goes on at the El family house.
Credit: Safely Endangered
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