As if cursing wasn't enough of a blast already, now you can find all your favorite expletives in coloring book form.
Etsy shop PixieRahDesigns is in the process of compiling a "Sweary Colouring Book," full of swirly, beautifully printed curse words for you to color.
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The color-in curse words run the gamut from simple swears ...
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... to more creative castigations.
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Don't grab your crayons just yet, though — the coloring book is still in pre-sale and will not be received by buyers until after Feb. 10.
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Until then, you can satisfy your adult coloring needs with some of the individual pages from the book, which are available for digital download.
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And, just to pique your interest, some of the words included in the anticipated book are: Cock Womble, Fanny Flaps, Thunder C*nt and Tw*t Waffle.