Arr, me mateys! Talk Like A Pirate Day is all about rum, talking parrots and making all the nautical puns your heart desires. But some people just have to ruin it for the rest of us.
This year, the term "pirate" is definitely open to interpretation. Gone are the days of dashing swashbucklers we know and love. Instead, they've been replaced by computer geeks illegally downloading entire seasons of Game of Thrones -- or worse.
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Buck up, me hearties. It's all in good fun. Besides, we can always make these scallywags walk the plank.