It's weird that it took this long for someone to combine Game of Thrones with Taylor Swift, but better late than never.
Nerdist's "Blank Page" plays off George R.R. Martin's reputation as a slow writer, placing a Martin look-alike into the world of Swift's twisted and decadent "Blank Space" video. (It also reminds us that the future of Game of Thrones is in his hands.)
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Of course, it wouldn't be a T. Swift video without some perfect blonde hair, so a Daenerys dead ringer joins him in the manor. She makes sense as a Swift stand-in, since both women are poised to dominate the world.
Daenerys is visibly uncomfortable as the pair picnics, sitting in fancy chairs and screaming at each other. Unfortunately, no dragons are casually milling about the mansion like Swift's army of exotic animals on call to do her bidding.
Martin is totally a tease: "I get off on killing everyone you love."
We know, George, we know.
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