Everybody knows that one guy who talks about not having a TV like it's a badge of honor. Please, don't be that guy.
In a world where pop culture references are key to holding conversations, it's important to keep up. CollegeHumor even has a name for the guy who throws the breaks on every conversation: Tedward.
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Tedward is the worst.
We're not asking for a lot, Tedward. Just flick through a tabloid magazine or reality TV show once a month. Perhaps that will help you get your act (and your grooming routine) together.
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