Teens Don’t Tweet Because They’re Too Busy Sexting [Satire]

Teens don’t tweet … or maybe they do. The subject has been a matter of debate between analytics companies and social media onlookers for a couple months now.

Apparently, we’ve made enough noise for satire site The Onion to take notice, as they’ve devoted today’s “American Voices” feature to the meme, asking for “man on the street” opinions on why teens don’t tweet.

The most amusing faux response? "That's because teens today are too busy sexting! I saw it on the news,” says Marshall Christensen, Marketing Consultant.