Let's hope their sounds are more solid than their names.
The Twitter account @pisspoorbands knows how to come up with the lamest and most awkward band names in themusic scene. These would-be rock gods dream of glory, but will probably never see the outside of their own garage.
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Are you ready to rock? Let's hope not.
1. Craig and His List
2. Menstrual Pancake
3. Wooden Juicebox
4. The Price of Cello Strings
5. Oversized Mosquito Bites
6. The Punted Child
7. Like a Brown Nail
8. Stevefood
9. Crispy Leaks
10. The Semi-Solids
11. Minimal Pads
12. Copywritten Words
13. Macaulay Cookin'
14. Ralph’s Wharf
15. Thinking About Animals
16. Tickled in Any Way?
17. We Understand That You're not Entirely Into Us
18. To See if There's Anything to This
19. Just Look at the Face and Tell Me if it's Female
20. Teamtwerk
21. Justin Thyme
22. Fike
23. Say What It’s Called
24. A Discovery That Didn’t Happen
25. The Coolest Spandex
26. “H” Is For Homely
27. Legitimate Dingle Berry
28. Pepto Bizzmall
29. Turd Magnet
30. Pickle Rejection
31. Bulbous Spice Crank
32. Dad Without A Child
33. Taco Latte
34. Space Bird
35. Rabbit Baby
36. Goat Motor
37. Edna Carbuncle
38. Cinnamon Pelican
39. One Egg, Every Basket
40. Beware of Hotdog
41. Manual Crank
42. Social Lubricant
43. Broken Collarbone
44. Thorax
45. Clam Haven
46. Umpire Weekday
47. It Takes Two to Mango
48. It Takes Moo To Trango
49. Tattoo of a Mango
50. Duncan and The Donuts
51. Philipeanutbutter
52. Me
53. Handsome Faraway Man
54. Basil Thing
55. Magical Breath
56. Orange Julius Caesar’s Pizza
57. Tomato Tomato
58. Fish Hickey
59. Whipped Beans
60. My Eyes are Cobras
61. Blob Ross
62. Kourtesy of Keith
63. Comb Out The Crumbs
64. The Federal Onion
65. Meat Farm
66. Tim Buck, Too
67. When Erosion Happens
68. Knifestabber
69. Prison Dating
70. HAGS
71. Sexual Turn-On
72. The One More Ginns
73. Got Stoned and Tweeted
74. You Listen to Me and The You Listen Goods
75. The Almond Brothers
76. Thy Frog Sayeth Croak
77. B A D P L A I D
78. Nipple Bonaparte
79. Macho Man Randy Travis
80. Seabass Said That
81. Witchcraftery
82. Pudding Balloon
83. One Eared Raisin
84. Back Salad
85. Sleeveless in Seattle
86. The Glide That Binds
87. Big Ole Bullets
88. Juggalo Jiggalos
89. Nap on the Putting Green
90. King Crab
91. Fart Surgeon
92. Vegan Cigarette
93. Who’s Giving Out The Login?
94. Parchment Paper
95. Beaver Sneeze
96. Berries from the Heavenbush
97. Extra Elbows
98. Emotional Allergy
99. Cumbersome
100. Dolphins Will Tinder You