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What if your dog could text? It might go a little like this.
TextFromDog, a new Tumblr, relays dialog as it might occur between a dog and its owner. The author, @OctoberJones, hasn't shared much info about himself, but the language appears to be British English (not to mention NSFW.) "My dog sends me texts. I post them here," he writes by way of explanation. "Yeah, it's weird."
We agree.