Give your Thanksgiving turkey one last hurrah before he ends up in your belly.
Prior to sticking the bird in the oven, consider wearing him as a hat. And if your fear of suffocating doesn't make that a viable option, think about other ways to bring an element of weird to your Turkey Day festivities.
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Add a side of fun to the table this year. Or just stick to green-bean casserole.
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