The iconic satirical news site The Onion released a review of Avengers: Age of Ultron on Thursday, in which their film critic Peter K. Rosenthal (actor Ron E. Rains) lamented the film's lack of superheroes.
Of course, Avengers is filled to the brim with superheroes already, but that's not enough for Rosenthal, who goes through the film in great detail, explaining where superheroes could have been inserted.