8 fake products from ThinkGeek that nerds wish were real

 By 
Andrea Romano
 on 
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Curse the old gods and the new that this stuff isn't real.

Retail brands love April Fools' Day -- arguably even more than any Black Friday or Presidents' Day blow out sale combined. Every company has a plan to try and give their customers a laugh (and, in turn, buy stuff).

ThinkGeek launched a line of fake products for April Fools' Day that are not just funny, but are every nerd's dream come true. That is, if they were real.

Not cool, ThinkGeek. Not cool.

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