Heavy metal music is a creature born of the many circles of Hell. It's unforgiving, bleak, and often frightening.
None of those qualities apply to the young, Australian child in this video, who has apparently tamed the beast that is metal and mastered the art of the mosh before learning to speak proper English.
"Metal, m-metal," the child pleaded. The boy's father -- who may be a Dark Lord, but at this time is known as Kye Parry -- asked his spawn if he indeed wanted metal. The child, whose eyes glowed with a dim, unforgiving fire hiding behind blue eyes, simply responded: "Yes."
What happened next is a shocking display of how planet Earth may soon fall at this young, seemingly adorable child's feet. Watch on in terror, and know that this world is no longer safe.
[h/t Brown Cardigan]