2016's greatest mystery: Who put so much cabbage in this toilet?

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Max Knoblauch
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If a bag of cabbage is placed into a school toilet, and no one is around to hear it, who the hell brings a bag of cabbage to school just to throw it in the toilet?

Twitter user @lyxopk uploaded a photo of a whole bunch of cabbage (which she misidentified as chopped red onions in her blind rage) inside of a toilet. Who did this? Why would someone do this? Nobody knows.

who the FUCK brings a bag of CHOPPED RED ONIONS to school just to throw them in the TOILET i fuckin HATE my school pic.twitter.com/jTHCIcV7iz— bitter bitch (@lyxopk) February 10, 2016

At the time of writing, there is still no answer for @lyxopk and the growing number of concerned citizens rallying behind her. With one voice, we cry out: "Who put all that cabbage in there, though?"

Whoever it was, we hope they are soon brought to justice.

Update: Mashable has learned that the beautiful and haunting toilet cabbage photo was taken by student Naglis Bukauskas, and not, as previously reported, by @lyxopk.

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