Tom 'Maverick' Cruise Readies For Web Launch Monday

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Paul Glazowski
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Tom 'Maverick' Cruise Readies For Web Launch Monday
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Ok, just for kicks, let’s say you think Tom Cruise is nuts. In reality, you may think he’s swell, but for the moment, you’re certain he’s gone intellectually AWOL. You’re even a loyal reader of Tomcruiseisnuts.com, just to bring it the point home that much more. Alright, then, how big a crazy do you suppose he’s willing to go? How about all the way to celestial blastoff?

It’s a possibility. Remote, for sure. But possible. Just today we hear, by way of Hollywood Newsroom, that the guy festoons his self-titled domain name with a great big clock counting steadily down to the break of Monday morning, and what’s one to think? Between humorous jabs and seriously twisted ideas, we could really put together a whole list of maybes big and small. But we won’t. Because, for one, we don’t want to waste our time, or yours - at least more so than we have already. And chances are we’ll be extraordinarily disappointed with the true result when zero hour arrives. And who likes disappointment?[img src="http://sale-online.click/wp-content/uploads/2008/05/tomcruisead.png" caption="" credit="" alt=""]

If we think a little more sensibly than a real space adventure for Mr Top Gun, the worst this launch could be is a simple domain name change for the Church of Scientology. But Cruise is presumably still very attached to his financially-padded lifestyle, so he probably wouldn’t go that far. Ah, perhaps we will simply have to wait for the 5th.

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