Tom Haverford is an expert at two things: treating yo'self, and a good elevator pitch.
Men's lifestyle website AskMen.com pays homage to the king of investment opportunities, Tom Haverford from Parks and Recreation, with a compilation of every ridiculous and hilarious business idea that Tommy Havs has ever pitched.
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From fully fledged store fronts like Rent-A-Swag to half-baked schemes like glitter laundry detergent, nobody captures the entrepreneurial spirit like Tommy.
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