No one turns up like toddlers, who are basically drunk adult humans presented in miniature form.
But the pint-sized son of NFL star Torrey Smith takes things to a different level. The San Francisco 49ers receiver was kind enough to hashtag-bless the world with little TJ's moves via Instagram this month.
Let's revisit some of Smith the younger's greatest hits of late. Why? They're awesome and adorable, and that's all the explanation we need.
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1. The original
We've all been there before. Just doing our thing. Minding our own business. Then ... that song -- our song -- comes on and it's all over. Smith's baby son has more fun dancing here though than most of us ever have doing anything.
When you thought you were done turning up but your song comes on A video posted by Torrey Smith (@torreysmithwr) on Jul 12, 2015 at 1:12pm PDT
This video made a predictable splash in the sports-blog world, but Smith posted an even better sequel less than one week later.
2. Whippin' hard
Now here's our diapered dandy hitting "The Whip" earlier this month. Smith shared the video with an appropriate caption: "This is really everyday though....he about whipped his arm out of socket...on beat and everything haha"
This is really everyday though....he about whipped his arm out of socket...on beat and everything haha A video posted by Torrey Smith (@torreysmithwr) on Jul 13, 2015 at 5:12pm PDT
Too funky, kid. Too funky.
3. The grand finale
Smith shared a third installment on Monday. The way young TJ completely loses his cool once the track hits just might make it the best video of all.
Playing catch....all it takes is one beat and he forgets everything and dances haha wish I could be this happy......(Name that last dance move) hahaha @iamdiddy A video posted by Torrey Smith (@torreysmithwr) on Jul 20, 2015 at 2:04pm PDT
Who needs an actual season? If sports starts keeping having kids this cute -- and no, we haven't forgotten you, Riley -- off-seasons will never feel so interminably long again.