There is nothing old-timey-er than the sound of a horse trotting down a cobblestone street. Now, thanks to Trotify, you can enjoy this auditory pleasure while also making your mustachioed hipster friends wildly envious.
If that weren't enough of a selling point, Trofity is also DIY, as there is some assembly required. After you buy it, the company ships you a sheet of wood from which you need to pop out the parts to assemble the product.
Once assembled, and fitted with a coconut and rubber band, simply attach Trotify to your front brake assembly, as you might a reflector. Then you're ready to ride in pre-20th century style.
Not only does Trotify alert passersby to your presence, it tells them that you have an affinity for old-world charms but don't have the wherewithal to care for an 1,100-pound horse.
If you're not happy with simply sounding like a horse owner on your daily commute, Trotify also has a slew of swag options you can purchase as well.