Trumplings: Guaranteed to make America lose its appetite

 By 
Max Knoblauch
 on 
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Finally, a delivery food fit for billionaires.

Trumplings are tiny little steamed dumplings with the face of presidential candidate Donald Trump. Why, you ask? We aren't totally sure.

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Thanks to Trumplings.com, these bizarre, quotable foods are a digital reality. Starting with an empty plate, you can add as many Trumplings as you can handle. If you'd like, you can even season (or "endorse") your Trumplings with tiny little Sarah Palin heads.

For every Trumpling you add to your plate, you'll be rewarded with a classic Trump quote, like, "My father gave me a small loan of a million dollars," or "I beat China all the time!"

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