While it may be quite the mouthful for a hashtag, #ReasonWhyIDoNotHaveAValentine provides some pretty fascinating tweets.
We decided to give some tweets a group hug to give you a little empowerment and enjoyment on this otherwise dreary, loveless day.
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Some people used the hashtag to show their confidence or their hopes for the future.
It really is important to have the ability to put your hands up during Beyoncé's 'Single Ladies'.
Simply because my significant other does not exist in my present but in the future. #ReasonWhyIDoNotHaveAValentine— Martino (@sarahjacky75) February 11, 2016
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It's true, all of it. pic.twitter.com/AmRtZD60js— General Hux (@JustGeneralHux) February 11, 2016
#ReasonWhyIDoNotHaveAValentine I want to put my hands up to the song "all the single ladies" of course pic.twitter.com/nxkBXyGeU1— Tracy (@TracyinWales) February 11, 2016
I'm an independent woman who don't need no man #ReasonWhyIDoNotHaveAValentine— Rupal Mehta (@RupalMehta_) February 11, 2016
#ReasonWhyIDoNotHaveAValentine I'm too much woman for all these fish in the sea. @OCEARCH @ChrisOCEARCH pic.twitter.com/wjRhXN6W1c— Lydia Shark (@RockStarLydia) February 11, 2016
Others had some hilarious answers, complete with memes and gifs that make the 'reason' extra special.
Though many took the opportunity to point out flaws in their personalities, physique or hairiness, we actually wouldn't mind being the valentine of the guy who eats ramen out of his beard.
#ReasonWhyIDoNotHaveAValentine I do. Its wine.— Cersei the Fair (@NiceQueenCersei) February 11, 2016
#ReasonWhyIDoNotHaveAValentine 14th February doesn't exist in my calendar. pic.twitter.com/m1Ol3XhmkL— Sean (@seanwoopz) February 11, 2016
Not enough pizza to go around.#ReasonWhyIDoNotHaveAValentine— samileedip (@samileedip) February 11, 2016
#ReasonWhyIDoNotHaveAValentine Frankly, I haven't the slightest idea pic.twitter.com/AgStstkepi— joshingstern (@joshingstern) February 11, 2016
#ReasonWhyIDoNotHaveAValentine because I look like a potato — Dome (@sofiadomenico_) February 11, 2016
This is the #ReasonWhyIDoNotHaveAValentine pic.twitter.com/Vx1ceKoQ67— Tyrion Lannister (@GoT_Tyrion) February 11, 2016
Finally, plenty of brands decided to get in on the action and managed to embarrass everyone with their tacky tweets.
We're lookin' at you, Dairy Queen.
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CocoaFudge, PeanutButterCups, PeanutButter & SaltedCaramelTruffles.#BreakTheCliche pic.twitter.com/m4ZRBycAcu— Dairy Queen (@DairyQueen) February 11, 2016
Nobody got time for that stress. #ReasonWhyIDoNotHaveAValentine pic.twitter.com/nRFdf7bflX— Degrassi (@Degrassi) February 11, 2016
Books are the only Valentine we need. #ReasonWhyIDoNotHaveAValentine pic.twitter.com/r6PJyE0WSs— Random House (@randomhouse) February 11, 2016
Probably dental hygiene. #ReasonWhyIDoNotHaveAValentine pic.twitter.com/lbri2uj7eC— Angry Birds (@AngryBirds) February 11, 2016
They say I'm too prickly... #ReasonWhyIDoNotHaveAValentine pic.twitter.com/Q3fQPL0zuA— US Fish and Wildlife (@USFWS) February 11, 2016
#ReasonWhyIDoNotHaveAValentine I stopped working out and let myself go a bit... pic.twitter.com/jF5l0cnvDk— Star Wars PR (@StarWarsPR) February 11, 2016
While the brands didn't necessarily impress us with their answers, the insanely long hashtag still brings a few smiles on this otherwise chilly and and boring Thursday.