Valentine's Day is just around the corner, and anxious lovers everywhere are busy googling for gift ideas.
But every person is unique, and everyone wants something different. Over at Estately, a national real estate blog, analysts measured what each state googled for 'Valentine's Day gifts.' As it turns out, each state loves a little differently.
In short: God bless South Dakota, congratulations Mississippi, I am moving to California tomorrow.
To collect the data, Estately used ran hundreds of search terms through Google trends, and separated it by state.
Below are some of their more incredible findings. Please note that Rhode Island may be one of the last states in our glorious union who still cares -- or even knows -- what a charm bracelet is. Rhode Island for President.
(And Wyoming should probably get arrested.)
ARIZONA: Cubic zirconia rings, Jacquie Lawson cards
CALIFORNIA: Cold, cubic zirconia jewelry, couples pajamas, heart-shaped sunglasses, bondage kit
CONNECTICUT: Edible arrangements, smoking jacket
FLORIDA: Pandora jewelry, Barry White songs
HAWAII: Flower, platinum, pearls, pearl jewelry, Tahitian pearls, romantic comedy (movie genre), couples massage, tandem kayak
ILLINOIS: Chocolate fondue
IOWA: Tandem bicycle
KANSAS: Helzberg Diamonds, Valentine’s recipes
KENTUCKY: Couples tattoos, 50 Shades of Grey (novel), 50 Shades of Grey (film), songs to ____ to, roses, porn for couples
LOUISIANA: Jewelry, men’s jewelry (tie w/ Oklahoma), pearl earrings, adult sex toys, oysters, silk sheets, cheesecake
MAINE: Lobster, lobster recipe, Maidenform, Robert Burns (poetry)
MARYLAND: ProFlowers (company), couples activities, Valentine’s Day dinner, Sade (band), Sears portraits
MINNESOTA: Silk boxers
MISSISSIPPI: Pearl necklace, cheap jewelry, cheap lingerie, men’s cologne, mixtape
MISSOURI: Hallmark cards, couples resort, vajazzling
MONTANA: Silver, lobster tails
NEVADA: Frederick’s of Hollywood, corset, Boyz II Men, adult onesie, sexy costume
NEW YORK: 1-800-FLOWERS, earrings, chocolate baskets, Harlequin books, wine delivery, couples spa package, Victoria’s Secret, champagne, silk pajamas, candygram, romantic motel, perfume, romantic restaurants, mink coat
OKLAHOMA: Teleflora, men’s jewelry (tie w/ Louisiana), relationship counseling, marriage counseling, boudoir photography, boudoir photos
PENNSYLVANIA: Edible underwear, Hershey’s Kisses
RHODE ISLAND: Pandora charms, charm bracelet, bracelet, couples dancing lessons, romantic hotel
SOUTH CAROLINA: Matching outfits, how to be romantic
SOUTH DAKOTA: Gold jewelry, Romeo and Juliet, JCPenney portraits
TENNESSEE: Cheap sex toys
UTAH: Cute valentines, men’s rings, cubic zirconia, Sweethearts candy, Conversation Hearts, lingerie, couples games
VIRGINIA: Romance (TV show genre), Kama Sutra, romantic music, sexy songs
WEST VIRGINIA: Valentine’s Day ideas, cheap gifts, eCards, handcuffs, video games
WYOMING: Flowers, sex toys, adult toys, vibrator, bra, mail-order bride