Did Cupid drop a memo that said Valentine's Day is only for lovers? What about those of us who enjoy the feelings of misery and general disdain?
We should be privy to this holiday as well. So for all those haters out there, here are some cards that are perfectly acceptable to distribute on February 14th to help spread the melancholy, agony, and grumps.
Remember to also wear all black today and listen to some death metal to really help fester the emotions of hate.
And just for kicks, here are some free evil Valentines from Tumblr, because really who wants to spend money on someone they hate (unless it's to exact revenge, which is so worth it)?
Image courtesy of Tumblr, ValentinesShit.
Image courtesy of Tumblr, ValentinesShit.
Image courtesy of Tumblr, ValentinesShit.
Image courtesy of Tumblr, ValentinesShit.