Groot can say only one thing, but he can do so in more languages than the dashing Swiss backpacker you met last summer.
Vin Diesel likely got paid a king's ransom to say "I am Groot" over and over again for Guardians of the Galaxy, but at least Disney/Marvel made him break out the Rosetta Stone to do it for their international versions, too.
Below, watch Diesel doing his best sentient tree voice in four different languages.
Brazilian Portugese:
French:
Russian:
Spanish: