Prepare your eyes for global sexiness. Vladimir Putin is on Tumblr, telling you he wants to be the czar of your heart this Valentine's Day.
The extensive romantic street cred of Putin, the off-again-on-again president of Russia, is chronicled in "Vladentine's Day," a.k.a. "Love Letters From a Total Badass."
So when you're cold and lonely this Feb. 14, imagine this formidable Russian (aren't they all formidable?) warming your heart with some vodka, Tolstoy and stories of the good ol' USSR days.