16 Photos Vladimir Putin Should Use on His New Online Dating Profile

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Annie Colbert
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16 Photos Vladimir Putin Should Use on His New Online Dating Profile

Ladies. LADIES. Russian President Vladimir Putin and and his wife Lyudmila have announced plans to divorce.

You know what that means? Russia's hottest topless horse-rider is putting -- err, Putin -- on the charm across the Internet.

Vlad is probably too busy doing diplomatic stuff to craft his Match.com profile, so we decided to help him out by collecting 16 of his fiercest photos.

1. Chicks dig dogs

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Image via Nikolay Doychinov/AFP/Getty Images

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Image courtesy of gifbin

2. Athleticism is a must

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DMITRY ASTAKHOV/AFP/Getty Images

3. Snow bunny

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Alexsey Druginyn/AFP/Getty Images

4. Wind in the face = hot

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Image courtesy of Tumblr, gifhound

5. Flash those pearly whites...

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Andreas Rentz/Getty Images

6. ...But not too big

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Sergei Karpukhin/AFP/Getty Images

7. Show off your friends (just make sure they're not hotter than you)

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Vladimir Rodionov/AFP/Getty Images

8. YES

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Alexsey Druginyn/AFP/Getty Images

9. YESSER

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Alexsey Druginyn/AFP/Getty Images

10. YESSEST

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Alexsey Druginyn/AFP/Getty Images

11. Pools are for losers

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Alexey Druzhinin/AFP/Getty Images

12. Go mountain man without the beard and shack up in the woods

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Alexey Druzhinin/AFP/Getty Images

13. Technology is hot, unless it's Google Glass

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Alexey Druzhinin/AFP/Getty Images

14. Be silly

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Carsten Koall/Getty Images

15. Get steamy with hot beverages

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Alexey Druzhinin/AFP/Getty Images

16. Clown tricks. Always clown tricks.

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