Head to your local Walmart gun counter and you might find a few things that surprise you. One thing you’re extremely unlikely to find, however, is lubricant for gay men, which is exactly what one Alabama shopper recently discovered.
Jamie Lee Bracey was at his local Florence, Alabama Walmart when he noticed a product called “Gun Oil” at the gun counter. While Gun Oil might seem like something you’d use to lubricate your hunting rifle, this kind of oil lubricates a (cough) different kind of gun. Here's the incredible product description:
"Gun Oil - the premium, condom-safe lubricant that keeps a man's most important weapon well oiled. If the military issued a lube, this is what they'd distribute with the condoms and artillery. During Operation Desert Storm, Marines jacked off with actual military-issue gun oil while hunkered down in the trenches of Kuwaiti battlefields.”
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From the trenches of the Kuwaiti battlefields to the shelves of an Alabama Walmart, there was Gun Oil (lubricant). No word yet on whether the product has been removed from shelves, but you can watch Bracey's reaction to the incident in all its glory below.
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WP_20150917_18_09_44_Pro.mp4!!! I couldn't believe this. It was at Florence WalMart, sporting goods section.
Posted by Jamie Lee Bracey on Friday, September 18, 2015