Behold, the champion of the "sex letter": the 23rd president of the United States, Warren G. Harding.
Back in the early 1900s, when sexting was off the table, you'd have to physically mail a letter to express your thoughts. And let's just say, President Harding was no stranger to the practice.
This week, the Library of Congress opened the love-letter floodgates when it released a string of seductive correspondences between Harding and his then-mistress.
It's a good thing Jimmy Kimmel invited rapper Warren G on the show Wednesday to read some of these treasures because these earnest pieces of erotica were waiting for a comedy revival.
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