There's living it up, and then there's ... well, there's this, apparently.
Venture capitalist and Golden State Warriors owner Joe Lacob says he and his girlfriend had a very intimate evening with the NBA championship trophy the night his team won the title last June.
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In an interview with a magazine called Haute Living (apparently the real title of a real publication), Lacob shared the story. It involves him, longtime girlfriend Nicole Curran and what is officially named the Larry O'Brien Championship Trophy.
“I had made a promise to myself [that] I would sleep with the trophy that night,” Lacob told Haute Living. “Nicole and I did sleep with it.”
So, um, what exactly does that mean?
“I’ll leave it to the imagination,” Lacob said. “We had a lot of fun with it.”
Oh my. Well then. Enjoy your day, folks! If you need me, I'll be washing my imagination out with soap and a strong disinfectant.
The trophy could probably use the same.