Weather on the East Coast was a dick today (really)

 By 
Max Knoblauch
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Original image has been replaced. Credit: Mashable

The phenomenon of penises being drawn on weather maps is a long and storied one. Where there's a meteorologist with a satellite map, a penis is not far off.

That being said, it never gets old.

NJ.com released this large, Eastern Seaboard storm wiener on their website, having taken it from AccuWeather, a private weather forecasting company. Apparently, aside from being a penis, the shape shows a potential of two inches of rainfall per hour in some parts of New Jersey.

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Original image has been replaced. Credit: Mashable

Mashable's science editor calls the phallic storm front "sub-par even in the genre of weather penises," so know that there are better examples out there.

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