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If the traditional hall decking and tree decorating gives you a case of the Scrooges, electrify your Christmas decor with offbeat ornaments. Nothing spreads holiday cheer quite like festive poop on a rope or Santa hat-clad boogers.
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But where will you find such delightfully demented decorations? Why, Etsy, of course. Shopping online also means no bah humbug tirades triggered by sharp-elbowed mall shoppers.