Imagine a world without buses that run on human poop and 80-foot inflatable butt plugs. We know, it's bleak.
While much of the news cycle is straightforward, complex and enough to make you wish you'd had coffee before you started reading, weird news gave us a much-needed escape from the stress of it all in 2014.
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2015, you have a lot to live up to. Like, we're expecting a six-breasted woman, bare minimum.
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