Being stuck in a traffic jam is a lengthy and dull experience. Despite this fact, masturbating to quell your boredom is probably an ill-advised idea.
One woman in Cirencester, England was allegedly using a Rampant Rabbit-style vibrator when she lost control of the Mini Cooper she was driving and crashed into the back of a seafood van, owned by M&J Seafood.
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The woman exchanged insurance information with the driver, and everyone went along their way. But when the driver's boss checked the footage from the van's rear camera, he found that the woman appeared to be holding a sex toy in the video, while zipping up her trousers.
According to the Mirror, a source said: "A driver was called into the office and feared he was getting the sack. He'd been on his first shift after looking for work for ages. The bosses told him it wasn't his fault and then said 'Have you seen [the footage]?'. He was like 'what the f*ck'. They all had a good laugh."
A spokesperson for M&J's parent company, Brakes, confirmed the incident, but refused to add further details.