For those few, however, may we present you with Woofer, the anti-Twitter site where every woof (their equivalent to the tweet) must be at least 1400 characters in length. The new novelty macroblogging site pays homage to Twitter in look and feel, but requires you to leave brevity at the door.
So what can you do with 1400 characters plus? You can write the next great novel, or chatter on as if you're talking to a friend on the phone. You've got all the space you need, so there's no sense to use it wisely. Plus, should you fall flat on the character expounding, Woofer recommends that you "be eloquent," "use adverbs," and "DEA (don't ever abbreviate)."
If you need inspiration check out the other woofers. Woofer users include Sarah Palin, Ryan Seacrest, Jimmy Fallon, former presidents, and dead authors. Okay, let's get real, since woofs can be attributed to any Twitter name with no validation necessary, it's probably safe to say those woofs aren't authentic.