The World Cup began Thursday with a decidedly odd opening ceremony. Though Brazil spent a fortune trying to merge culture, nature and acrobatics, it did not score a goal (we are allowed at least one futbol pun) with spectators.
Instead, the world was reminded that humans in their adult form should never dress like foliage. And that Pitbull is no Shakira.
Fortunately, we can turn to our wittiest of Twitter friends to help us find solace in even the most awkward of collective sporting events.
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