Looking to get weird? You've come to right place.
We'll keep this short and to the point: There's a new Twitter account of unknown origin. It has the handle @WWESubway. It is weird and it is wonderful and it is the the Sports Internet's favorite new thing.
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The premise is simple: Classic pro wresting GIFs paired up with Subway sandwiches and the old "When you ..." Internet humor trope.
Trust us -- it might not make sense in the elevator pitch, but it works. Good God, does it work! Here are some examples of the account's greatest hits so far. The feed has so far covered some poignant intersections of the human condition and the Subway lifestyle.
Assertiveness
when you bring your sub back to the counter because you asked for no tomatoes pic.twitter.com/v69qe5SJcN— Subway WWExperience (@WWESubway) January 14, 2016
Revenge
when you get back from the bathroom and find your friend taking a sip of your drink pic.twitter.com/aYDlyKxQwI— Subway WWExperience (@WWESubway) January 13, 2016
Respect
when the subway sandwich artist comes out and starts making your $5 Footlong pic.twitter.com/VQ0YB4YnCV— Subway WWExperience (@WWESubway) January 12, 2016
Justice
when someone tries to cut in line at Subway and you send them home hungry pic.twitter.com/NQQT7j9EKj— Subway WWExperience (@WWESubway) January 12, 2016
Denial
when your friend asks to use your free six inch coupon pic.twitter.com/CZXmApA1lM— Subway WWExperience (@WWESubway) January 11, 2016
Redemption
when you go to Subway after skipping a meal pic.twitter.com/dstR8rmUuy— Subway WWExperience (@WWESubway) January 10, 2016
And that's it! That's the Twitter account, and that's our post -- but don't act like it didn't just make your day. Now go give @WWESubway a follow. Whoever the demented genius behind this is, they've earned your support.